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Funny (yet terrible) hearing aids jokes

September 16, 2021 By Ahmed Khalifa

One of my most popular articles on the website are deaf jokes. Sometimes, it’s good to make fun of ourselves and laugh about it.

This time, I want to focus on hearing aids jokes. Because why not?

You can watch the video with the jokes below:

or read the transcripts below.


Transcripts

One of my most popular article on my website are the deaf jokes.

Sometimes, we just want to make fun and just laugh for a little bit and I think it’s great. But the time I want to do another type of jokes and let’s just focus on hearing aids.

So I’ve got mine on. I’m all set. I don’t know why I need hearing aids to tell hearing aids jokes, but you get the point.

Let’s get in the flow. Let’s get into it. Let’s just you now have a better a laugh about hearing aids.


What four-letter words do hearing aids users use the most?

What?!

Two friends were talking to each other and one said, “maybe you need hearing aids. Maybe you should think about getting hearing test”. The other person said, “why would I need a hairy chest?”

I sent my hearing aids away for repair last month. I haven’t heard from them since

What do you call a big cat that has spots, plays music and wears hearing aids?

Deaf leopard.

Protestor: “What do we want?”

Crowd: “Hearing aids!”

Protestor: “When do we want them?”

Crowd: “Hearing aids!”

What do you call an old man who has his hearing aids turned off?

Anything you want because he can’t hear you.

Did you hear about the guy with the broken hearing aids? Neither did he.

Three friends who are all wearing hearing aids were walking down the street. One of them said, “ohh it’s windy today, isn’t it?”. The other one said, “no, it’s Thursday”. And the other one said, “oh, I’m thirsty. Let’s go to a bar”.

What do you call a queue of people who are waiting for their hearing aids to be fitted?

Deaf row!

Why does the grim reaper need hearing aids?

Because he’s deaf.

I didn’t go to college because I went to the ‘School of Hard Knocks’ because I wanted to be the doo- to-door hearing aids salesman.

Patient: “Doctor, I need help.”

Doctor: “What can I do for you?”

Patient: “Well, I keep farting silently, and I don’t know why.”

Doctor: “Well maybe, first thing first, we should get your hearing aids checked out.”


'The Comedy Store' neon sign with red lips and open mouth in the centre
Photo by Frederick Tubiermont

Anyway, that’s it. If you have any more though, share them with me. If you have any hearing aids joke shared in the comments, we will all love to see them. Sometimes, it’s just nice to have a bit of a joke the thing that we go through and laugh about it together.

So if you have any more, share it down below and while you are it don’t forget to click Like, Subscribe, Heart, Follow, Big Hug…Everything. It really means a lot to me.

In the meantime, I will speak to you again soon.

Take care!

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Ahmed Khalifa
Ahmed Khalifa
Founder & Director at Hear Me Out! [CC]
Working on bridging the gap between the hearing and deaf worlds by raising deaf awareness via public speaking, workshops and the contents (blog, podcast and videos) on this site.
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